Trump’s Tariffs Worse Than Corn Squid Says Area Farmer

Area Farmer Frank Lehman stands in front of his soybean fields.

NEW PROVIDENCE, PA – Switching from corn to soybeans has proven disastrous for one area farmer.

“The corn squid epidemic got too bad so we switched from corn to soybeans. Now Trump has started that trade war with the Chinamen and we have nowhere to sell our beans. His tariffs are worse than the corn squid.” said area farmer Frank Lehman.

According to Lehman he has a short time before his soybeans are ready for harvest and hope that Trump’s ill-guided trade is resolved.

“I don’t know what I’ll do with all these beans if that damned trade stuff ain’t worked out.” complained Lehman.