Uber Brings Short Bus Service to York County

Popular transportation start-up, Uber will soon roll out a fleet of 35 yellow school vans AKA “short buses” on the streets of York County.  Beta testing revealed that conventional automobile service would be feared and avoided by this demographic.  However, “Yorkies”  were extremely excited about short bus service.  Many riders said it made them feel nostalgic about their time in school.

In a related note, York customers will not need a cell phone or even a computer to schedule a ride.  Short bus drivers are instructed to make a continuous loop among the Harley Davidson factory, Santander Stadium, and three different Rutter’s Convenience Stores.